I’m not sure what to call this, other than a list. Some people have resumés, some people have CVs (sounds like a disease!) but all I have is a list of things I’ve done. Check back, it is being updated as often as I remember some more things or have time to write them down.
Enjoy.
I have:
- Broken a girl’s nose while playing cards - on accident
- Swung from one tree to another to another at Turkey Run State Park
- Set up a Mambo website
- Set up a WordPress blog
- Set up a company website using Wordpress as the underlying CMS
- Driven a van full of kids in North America and in Asia
- Had my car impounded twice by corrupt police
- Been thrown over the seat of a car and landed on the floor of the back seat in a car wreck
- Been miraculously healed of bladder cancer
- Been the mic-man at the Shoe Carnival
- Been Chuck E. Cheese
- Had %80 of my body covered with poison ivy
- Helped fight a house fire with buckets of water from a stream
- Ridden in the front seat of a helicopter
- Ridden in an aerobatic airplane with an award-winning aerobatic pilot
- Jumped off the platform at Kramer’s lake
- Been within 6 feet of Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, and Russell Brown all at the same time
- Fallen down on my back and been knocked out cold - twice
- Been a beta tester of Windows NT workstation
- Been a quality control sniffer for a pharmaceutical company that made an addictive nasal spray
- Answered the software tech support phone for a 150-branch bank
- Begun to try to understand GTD
- Made a cheesy animated soap-opera and won a free pro-pass to Macworld
- Received an award for being the most creative person in my university graduating class
- Received a cauliflower as a grade for my senior thesis. Dr. Jennerman said an A or a B wasn’t appropriate, he felt like it deserved a cauliflower.
- In the days before podcasts, made a recording of sneaking into a 12 story building at midnight, and dropped a pumpkin off the roof, missing the recorder by about 4 feet.
- Done things I was ashamed of.
- Been reconciled to God and man.
- Walked between 6 men with machine guns and the man they were protecting.
- Dodged several apples shot from a water balloon slingshot.
- Read The Autobiography of Malcolm X in the top of a tree next to a street light in the middle of the night.
- Been shot in the groin with an apple fired from a water balloon slingshot.
- Taught Microsoft Office software classes to dozens and dozens of people.
- Walked from Bloomington to Terre Haute over the course of a weekend
- Been called a “poor silly fool” by John Perkins of the CCDA
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